The Bookshelf

Musketeers Book

 

 

 

The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas: A true classic. I never get tired of reading the exploits of Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D’Artagnan. High adventure, love, honor, intrigue and swashbuckling. Dumas knows how to weave a thrilling yarn to be sure. Much better than any of the movies that have attempted to bottle Dumas’ formula. The rest of the books in the Musketeer series are excellent reads as well. I will make special mention of the Man in the Iron Mask movie with John Malkovich, Jeremy Irons and Girard Depardieu as the aged trio and Gabriel Byrne as D’Artagnan. The movie closely captures the essence of the characters and world they live in.

 

 

East of Eden

 

 

 

East of Eden by John Steinbeck: I believe that this was once featured as a Oprah Book of the Month. I won’t hold that against it. You can never go wrong with Steinbeck. This is a tale loosely based on the fall of Adam and Eve and the rivalry between Cain and Abel set in the Salinas Valley of California. I have to admit that I have yet to finish the book. I have read half of it and intend to finish it some day soon. This is due more to unforseen circumstances than to the quality of the book itself. I still recommend it.

 

 

kane

 

 

 

The Savage Tales of Solomon Kane and Bran Mak Morn: The Last King by Robert E. Howard: If you are a fan of fantasy and have not read Howard, then get thee hence to a book store post-haste. I wouldn’t call his prose beautiful but it has a swift brashness that cannot be denied. Conan is his most well-known character but Solomon Kane is memorable in his own right. The puritan swordsman roaming strange and foreign lands righting wrongs and valiantly battling creatures of darkness. Bran Mak Morn contains some great poems as well.  Check them both out.

 

 

Terror

 

 

 

The Terror by Dan Simmons: Be warned, this is a massive book at nearly 800 pages but it is well worth your patience. Not many can write horror and terror like Simmons. Stephen King has written kind words about Simmons many times and I feel Simmons is better than King. The Terror is the story of the HMS Terror; a vessel sent to search for the Northwest Passage as part of the 1845 Franklin Expedition. They enter the Arctic Circle and come face to face with a strange cold world and a terror stalking them along the ice. Truly terrific stuff.

 

That should do for now. I pray that Summer arrive swiftly. I have late watch over camp tonight and the bitter cold nights are getting old and contribute to a general grumpiness among the men. Tomorrow, we march into the void. The captain says he does not know what is beyond the void and some of the men are afraid. I just hope it is warm there.

Boom!

Occasionally, they show movies to the troop in the mess hall to let a little steam out and bolster morale. Last night they showed Here Comes the Boom with Kevin James. I have been a fan of James since The King of Queen days and, yes, I did see Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Even I can admit that Paul Blart was not a good movie. Though it had its scant charms and made a boat load of money at the box office (much more than its budget). Here Comes the Boom is a home run compared to the base hit of Paul Blart.

Here Comes the Boom is about a disenchanted biology High School teacher that takes to Mixed Martial Arts fighting (all he has to do is loose) to win enough money to save the music department from going under, taking the best teacher in the school and genuine nice guy under with it. It didn’t win an Oscar or anything but I feel it is a movie you should certainly try to see. It is a very nice showcase for James’ talents and also includes charming parts for Salma Hayek, Henry Winkler and MMA fighter Bas Rutten. Have we seen the framework of this story before? Yes. Is it side-splitting funny? Not really. However, it is chuckle funny and a nice alternative to the R rated comedies laced with profanity and gross out humor popular at the moment.

James also co-wrote the movie and it seems that he is taking great care to make certain kinds of vehicles for himself. If Here Comes the Boom is where his groove is, I’m looking forward to seeing what comes next. You may rarely hear a kind word from the film critics for what James makes, but James doesn’t really make films. I don’t think he wants to make films. He makes movies. He wants to entertain in the most genial way. All he wants is your smile for an hour and a half. This time, he got it from me.

That Salma Hayek is a wildcat.
That Salma Hayek is a wildcat.

News Update!

Just a little update on what is happening with my writing. I recently had a four page script accepted for an anthology called Ladies & Gentlemen put out by Water Closet Press in the UK. It is a light bit of pulp set in London featuring a character of my own creation. There is no artist attached to the script yet but I will keep you updated.

I am 60 pages into a novel and am really starting to get my writing legs going. Here’s hoping the next 200 pages go by in a flash.

I am forming an outline for a new idea I have for a comic book character that features rock ‘n’ roll, Norse mythology and supernatural mysteries. It is in the infant stages and may wait to get fleshed out more when I find a dedicated artist to collaborate with. It can join the handful of other ideas I have for comic book series.

I have been seriously considering placing my movie script Deadington in The Black List database. It doesn’t cost a lot and I feel it really is a good script. Will let you know what I decide to do.

Will soon be adding more links to blogs and other pages I think are cool. Check the space over to the side to find them.

That’s all for now.

The Bookshelf

While my library pales in comparison to the vast shelves of books available to you within the castle walls, it does hold a wide variety of literature. Of course, being in the field, my library is of the virtual kind. I am thankful for the technology that allows me to carry several more books than I would be able to normally fit in my pack. If only a similar technology could do the same for my collection of board games back home. Ah well, where were we? My library.

I will attempt to send you a log of all the books I have with me in case you are in need of a good book and have no recommendations. I will present this log in various bursts, as time and fortune allows, and in the order they are arranged. Be aware that I have culled my books down as far as I possibly can. I can cull them no further. Therefore, these are the cream of the crop.

Sharp Teeth

Sharp Teeth by Toby Barlow: Homer by way of Stephen King. Sharp Teeth is a novel written in prose verse about present-day werewolves in L. A. A love between a dog catcher and a werewolf that causes a mess of violence, blood and carne asada tacos. For those that are looking for something unique in the horror genre.

Snake Agent

Snake Agent by Liz Williams/ The Demon and the City by Liz Williams: The first two books in a fabulous series starring Inspector Chen. Set in the Far East of the near future where Chen is a snake agent; in charge of supernatural and mystical investigations. Such investigations are bound to happen when a literal Hell on Earth is involved. Chen teams up with one of Hell’s vice officers in both books to solve the crime. The first book deals with the illegal trade in souls. The second book deals with the forces of Heaven manifesting themselves in Singapore Three. Highly imaginative and dripping with Eastern mysticism and lore, I wish the series were more popular so I could read more books involving the good inspector.

The Loch

The Loch by Steve Alten: Something lives in the dark Loch Ness waters and it is killing again. A full-bore thriller with an answer to what people have seen as the Loch Ness monster.  Surprised that someone hasn’t grabbed this story and made a blockbuster monster movie out of it yet.

Planet of Adventure

Planet of Adventure by Jack Vance: This contains four novels by Vance; City of the Chasch, Servants of the Wankh, The Dirdir and The Pnume. All are set on the distant planet Tschai and follow young Adam Reith in adventures both murderous and thrilling. Aliens, villains, palaces, monstrous creatures and the random beauty in need of a rescue. Vance is considered one of Science Fiction’s master storytellers, find out why for yourself.

That’s all for now. I must sleep before the platoon marches yet again.

Knowing Is Half The Battle

How is everything at the castle? I am doing well. Last night I had the chance to see the new movie G.I. Joe: Retaliation. We have one movie house out here and it was actually the only movie showing. If knowing is half the battle, as the Joes used to tell us, then I feel we are still waiting for whatever the other half is. From all accounts, the director of Retaliation (Jon Chu) is a fan of the original G.I. Joe material including the cartoons and comic books. This is certainly a good thing. The director of the previous G.I. Joe movie had minimal knowledge of the original material and it showed. However, the first movie did have an unabashed and over the top joy in what it was doing. This second movie seems to be missing some of that. If only someone could bring the best of the two movies together.

What spark there is in Retaliation is supplied mainly by Dwayne Johnson as Roadblock and Ray Stevenson as Firefly. Johnson is great and I hope he returns in the next one. Stevenson is dangerous and menacing as Cobra’s explosives expert. D. J. Cotrona is serviceable as Flint but is given little to do and missing his trademark beret. Adrianne Palicki is good as Lady Jaye but not as memorable as Scarlett in the last film. Bruce Willis looks like he’s having fun as the original Joe.  Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes are super cool as always, but a little less so than in the first movie. There are some illogical plot points and the dialog in places is a bit too on-the-nose but you have to remember that the movie is based on a cartoon property so cut it some slack. Overall I would suggest you see Retaliation if you are a fan of G.I. Joe or a fan of action movies. It is a movie I will certainly be adding to my collection.

The good thing is that there are a plethora of G.I. Joes that we still have not seen and that can pop up in the next movie. We can see Gung-Ho (which had only a brief cameo in the first movie), Shipwreck, Cover Girl, the Cobra twins, Bazooka, Wild-Bill and Spirit to name a few. I also request that Destro and the Baroness return.  In addition, don’t be afraid to make Cobra Commander a little whinny and cowardly; that is what makes him sort of endearing and more fun to foil.

Yo Joe!

Where's the Flint love in this poster?
Where’s the Flint love in this poster?

The Long and Winding Road

How does one even begin to start writing a novel or any kind of long narrative when they have never attempted it before? I have been asked various forms of this question a number of times in the past. Before I attempt to make an answer here, let me first say that I am by no means an expert. I have abandoned more novels than I have finished. I am not yet published. However, with each writing you finish or attempt to finish you learn something new about the craft.

I just heard a noise outside my bunker. I will return shortly.

 

Sorry for that brief interruption. It was only the wind knocking the thick reeds against the wall. You can’t be too careful out here in the Lightning Marsh. Where was I? Oh yes, what I have learned so far in practicing my craft. It starts with an idea.

No doubt many of you have at least one idea that you believe would make a good story. My ideas usually end up in one of two categories; character or plot. I may build a plot around a particularly interesting character or build a character from a  cracker jack plot. When creating a character, be certain that you know that character inside and out. You need to know why they do the things they do, what they like to eat for breakfast, what they do with their free time, where they came from…you get the idea. Building a character from scratch often presents a story for them to be in. When you build a plot be certain to keep it short at first. You want to be able to explain the core of the plot within one or two sentences.

Once I have a plot or character, I get into the reeds of the story I want to tell. What genre is it? Is this something that would work as a screenplay or novel or comic book? Who are the supporting characters? At this stage I write out a description of the entire story from beginning to end. I know that everything I write in this outline can and will change but it helps to have a map to assist in navigating through the story I write.  Everyone will outline differently. Some will write extensive outlines of several pages and some will write only a page or two, like me. I tend to also write brief outlines of each upcoming chapter before I write them. To each his own.

This stage is also a good time to begin writing to your strengths. Writing a prolonged story is difficult and takes patience and fortitude. You want to be writing something you love. Never write something just because you think it will be popular or make a ton of money, write  something that brings you joy. I try to write something I would want to read if I saw a synopsis of it on the back of a book or watch if I saw the movie trailer for. One of the most quoted writing advice is to write what you know. I say to write what you love and you will find that you know a lot about it.

It also helps to know your weaknesses. Often you will find this by trial and error. Many of my unfinished novels or screenplays are because I attempted to write something that was not tailored to my strengths. Don’t be afraid to stop writing and retool something if you find it just isn’t working and you come to know why it isn’t. I found that I am not very good at stories with huge stakes where the fate of the entire world or galaxy is in danger of exploding into nothing. I am much more at ease with stories with smaller more personal stakes. Big or small, there must always be something at stake.

Well, that was a lot more than I planned to write. That’s all for now. I must rest before the lighting fog hits. Take care.

 

I Spy A Monster

You often have a lot of time to think about things when on watch at the front lines. You try not to think of what hideaous monstrosity may lie just inside the edge of darkness and divert your attention elsewhere. What if the world fell away at that darkness? Was that a bat or a bird? Do my socks match today? What if a Frankenstein monster fought for the good guys or ghouls? He would probably become an agent for a secret government agency with a cool acronym and get to fight alongside other monsters and save the world. That’s what writer Jeff Lemire and artist Alberto Ponticelli envisioned for the comic book Frankenstein: Agent of S.H.A.D.E.

Go get 'em Frank.
Go get ’em Frank.

This particular comic book was launched during the new 52 reboot of DC and you’re probably wondering what S.H.A.D.E. stands for; Super Human Advanced Defense Executive, a military operation that investigates, assesses and contains paranormal and superhuman activity. The agency is run by a little girl called Father Time and Frank has such brothers in arms as the fish creature Dr. Nina Mazursky, the mummy Khalis, winged vampire Velcoro, Frankenstein’s bride and a werewolf. I wouldn’t mind having that sort of team on my side down here for sure.

Is it weird? Yeah. Is it awesome?Yeah. is it canceled? Yeah.

The series lasted 16 issues and was promptly dumped. Never any love for the good monsters. I would be remiss in mentioning that writer Matt Kindt took the reigns of the series for the last half. He did a wonderful job but it didn’t have the same zing that Jeff gave it. The fabulous art was always by Alberto for the whole series and his line work was expressively frantic and yet elegant. If a hardcover collection is made of the series, hold one for me at the castle and grab one for yourself as well. If you attend the upcoming Planet Comicon in Kansas City, you can even get Matt to sign it for you.

I like to think Frankenstein is still out there, roaming the hillside and saving the world. What is a canceled series to a being that death itself cannot seem to claim.

The Unseen Horror

There are horrors that we witness on a daily basis. Horrors that slither around our periphery that we catch sight of now and again. Horrors that rest in slumber until the fullness of time awakens them to arise and wreak havoc on our fragile will. These are the horrors I wish to illuminate for the time being.

Horror movies to be more precise. We have all watched our share of The Shining, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Dracula, Frankenstein and the rest. I present to you a brief selection of lessor seen movies in the horror and monster genre. I will assume that everyone in the castle keeps The Monster Squad on ready rotation and refuse to label such a classic as “lessor seen.” You would be advised to not inform me otherwise.

The Fearless Vampire Killers- This Polanski directed horror comedy drips with Gothic atmosphere and has a charm that is difficult to resist.

House of Frankenstein- John Carradine as Dracula. Boris Karloff as a mad doctor. Glenn Strange as the monster. Lon Chaney Jr. as the Wolf Man. The first monster free for all.

Wolf- Jack Nicholson as a werewolf. Michelle Pfeiffer as the love interest. A backdrop of the literary publishing world in New York. There is much growling and territory will be marked.

House of the Devil- A wonderful little film shot in the style of the 1980s films of yore (hey, that was my youth). A lesson in tightening the screws suspense. Rosemary’s Baby step-sister.

The Innkeepers- A good double feature with House of the Devil. A pair of ghost hunters not quite ready for prime time.

The Prophecy- Christopher Walken as the creepy angel Gabriel. Do I need to say anything else?

Try and catch these delectable little morsels of terror before they retreat once more to the cracks under the stairs.

Jack Wolf
There’s something on your face.

Of Dwarves and Men

I’m certain that most of you have seen the new Hobbit movie directed by Peter Jackson. I alas have not. I dearly wanted to but the holiday season and money woes collided to thwart me. In anticipation of the movie I looked for a high fantasy novel that would whet my appetite for dwarves, elves, magic, battle and blood and honor (I was waiting until after I watched The Hobbit move before rereading the book again). I found The Dwarves by Markus Heitz (translated by Sally-Ann Spencer from German).

The Dwarves

The Dwarves is the first of what looks to be a four book series that follows the blacksmith dwarf Tungdil as he journeys from being abandoned as a child and raised by a human wizard to contention of being king of the fourthling dwarves. All against a backdrop of the dreaded Perished Land encroaching on the realms of Girdlegard. The Perished Land is a land of death and decay filled with orcs, dark elves and every being slaughtered within the Land’s ever-increasing borders raised anew as a minion of the dark. All being led by the powerful mage Nudin the Knowledge Lusty, himself overcome by darkness.

Marcus has created a wonderful world and given a spotlight to a race usually reserved as the outlier to the true heroes. The Dwarves is a tale of high honor, adventure, sorrow, friendship, magic, courage and hope against all odds. The writing is very good and the pacing is excellent. I highly recommend the book and look forward to reading the further adventures of Tungdil and his friends.

There Is a Hare In My Chicken

No, the title of this post was not taken from a conversation between a customer and a waiter. I am making reference to the graphic novel series that involves Chickenhare, the plucky half-chicken half-hare star of a series of graphic novels by Chris Grine. Chickenhare is accompanied by a bearded turtle named Abe (my personal favorite) and a pair of furry demons named Banjo and Meg. The group manages to get into all sorts of trouble and adventures both funny and harrowing. This may be a series suitable for young readers but all ages will find something to delight in.

The black and white art of the original Eisner nominated series is often striking and always lively. I have heard it being compared to Jeff Smith’s Bone and that is not far off but Chris certainly has a style all his own. The series is being re-released in color by Scholastic and the few pages I have seen so far lead me to believe that Chickenhare and friends will shine in color as well. I suggest you read this series as soon as possible. You can order the first series of the new book here.

It really is for kids. Really.
It really is for kids. Really.

By the way, did I mention that the books will soon be made into an animated movie by Sony? I’m trying to figure the perfect voice cast out and so far have come up with the following: Chickenhare- Chris Grine ( of course), Abe- Michael Cera, Banjo- Steve Carell and Meg- Zoeoey Deschanel. So you better get on the Chickenhare train before it leaves the station and everyone in the world hops aboard. Go on, be the cool kid in class.

If you want to meet Chris in person then be sure to go to PlanetComicon this April cause he will be in attendance. I have word that he might even give out a sketch or three and sign your Chickenhare book if you ask real nice (telling him how awesome he is won’t hurt either).

Calling Dr. Strange

It has been confirmed by Kevin Feige that a Dr. Strange movie will be part of a phase 3 of Marvel films after Avengers 2. The good doctor just happens to be one of my favorite comic book characters. As Sorcerer Supreme, Dr. Strange has always been the go-to guy when the other heroes come upon something mystical or magical. However, he has not been able to magic an ongoing series the last number of years. Why? Who knows. Maybe it’s because he has not always been the most genial of heroes, the most easy to understand or could be that he just hasn’t been written by me yet (you never know).

Dr. Strange

Dr. Stephen Strange was a surgeon at the height of his career when he had a severe car accident that left his hands damaged to the point that they would never be steady enough to wield a surgeon’s knife again. All he cared about was that he would no longer be making the huge amount of money his career had given him. Desperate for a way to restore his hands, he sought out a wise old hermit in the Himalayas that was a master of the mystical arts. The hermit, AKA the Ancient One, refused to help due to Strange’s selfish nature but could see that there yet could be some good in the doctor. The Ancient one tries to help the good side of Strange to the surface but fails. However, a servant attempts to kill the Ancient One and Strange selflessly foils the attempt. The Ancient One then takes Strange as his student and teaches him the mystic arts.

Dr. Strange now sits in his Sanctum Sanctorum, studying the mystical arts and helping humanity when it is in the most dire of circumstances. He has a servant named Wong and such mystical aids as the Cloak of Levitation, Eye of Agamotto and Book of Vishanti. How cool is that.

Now who do you cast in such a part? There have been murmurs of Patrick Dempsey making his move to play the doctor. To that I say…by the Crimson Bands of Cyttorak no! Nothing against Patrick, he seems like a nice guy and all, but he is all types of wrong for the character. Here are some suggestions of my own: Hugh Laurie, David Tennant (why have I picked actors that have played doctors on television so far? Weird), Brad Pitt and Daniel Craig.

Now if we can only get Guillermo del Toro to write and direct the film. That would be magical indeed.

Fixing Star Wars

I’m sure that most of you have heard the news by now that J. J. Abrams will be directing the next Star Wars movie. It will be the first of a new trilogy taking place sometime after Return of The Jedi. Abrams has Mission Impossible 3, Star Trek and Super 8 under his belt as a director. As a producer he has given us such television shows as Alias, Lost, Fringe and Person of Interest. He was writer on some of the television shows he produced as well as for the movies Regarding Henry, Forever Young and Armageddon. So, what does all this mean besides the introduction of the lens flare to the Star Wars universe? Mostly good news.

May the force be with you.
May the force be with you.

Thanks to the prequel movies, Star Wars has existed in this weird limbo space for most fans. I could sit here and list the problems I have with the prequel films, just as I’m sure most of you can, but they have already happened. There is nothing really that can be done to take the inane plot ideas that Lucas introduced in the prequels back. They are out there in the world now. Anakin was immaculately conceived through a concentration of (groan) midicloreans. Jar Jar Binks is Jar Jar Binks. The eternal love story of Anakin and Amidala is best related through talk of coarse sand. Boba Fett is just an imitation of his dad. I could go on but lest you think I have no love for the prequels at all, I will mention a few things I’m glad Lucas introduced in the films: Darth Maul and dual light sabers, Liam Neeson, Yoda fighting, Count Dooku,  General Grievous and the pod races.

Abrams has a giant task ahead of him due to the lackluster reception the prequels received and will have to work to earn good faith in his version of Star Wars. The awesome job he has done reviving the Star Trek series will go far in proving to the fans he has what it takes to return Star Wars to its former glory. It also doesn’t hurt that Michael Arndt, the writer of Toy Story 3, is finishing the script for the new Star Wars movie. Overall, I think the Star Wars universe is in good hands. It was time for George to pass the baton to someone else and I can’t wait to see what new adventures await us in the Star Wars Universe. Thank you George for creating this little thing called Star Wars. Good luck to you J. J. in the coming months. Take care with the property you’ve been handed, but most of all I want you to have fun with it. If Star Wars needs anything now, more than ever, its joy.  May the force be with you, always.